Cigar Clowns Festivus Christmas Cigar

It’s a Festivus Miracle!

Let’s begin.

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a cigar for the holiday. I reach for the last one they had – but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! But out of that, a new type of smoking experience was born. “A Festivus for the rest of us!” Cigar Clowns releases the Festivus stick. A holiday cigar for all!

Welcome, newcomers – to the Cigar Clowns smoking experience. The tradition of smoking Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people who haven’t smoked this! And now you’re gonna hear about it! Let me tell you the Cigar Clown company doesn’t stink!

Habano Wrapper filled with spice, sweetness, and Festivus cheer!

While smoking the Festivus cigar cigar, you gather your other sticks around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. Some sticks have little flavor, this is different. Instead, there’s pepper & sweetness. It requires no decoration. I find smooth, one note flavors, and tinsel distracting.

Those who haven’t smoked the Cigar Clowns cigar couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if They had a hot date with a babe… I lost my train of thought.

And now as Festivus smokes on, we come to the final third where we find feats of strength, a little pepper again, but also smoothness!

If you haven’t smoked Festivus you’re just weak! You’re weak!

Coming soon…